I’d like to introduce to you, readers of In Case of Survival, Macabry T. Cat. What, you ask, does a Feline have anything to do with surviving the apocalypse? Let’s see here:
It has recently occurred to Macabry—what, with mystical Mayan calendars and Evangelical Christians—that the Apocalypse might be imminent.
What’s a cat to do?
Well, that depends on the form Dear Doomsday decides to take.
For instance, in the event there is a Zombie Apocalypse, Macabry suggests perfecting ones’ Brain Harvesting Ability…
…and afterwards, honing those Brain-Eating Etiquette skills.